I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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