Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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