don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
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