dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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