i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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