You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize