I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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