margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
So many bounce houses so little time
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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