that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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