Jerry, you need to find god
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
third nipple confirmed
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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