I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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