i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
You were trust falling into bushes
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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