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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
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