my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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