woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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