quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
last night I used snow as a chaser
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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