I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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