You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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