wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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