i don't plan on having that self control this summer
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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