she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
