I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Buhtt sex?
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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