I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
