Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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