He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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