i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
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