We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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