the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
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