I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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well most of my day revolves around power hour
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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