she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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