I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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