im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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