chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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