Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
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