my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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