Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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