oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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