I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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