around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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