he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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