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(425): View more from Washington

So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.

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(205): View more from Alabama

I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed

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(309): View more from Illinois

So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.

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(770): View more from Georgia

Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...

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(937): View more from Ohio

They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?

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(912): View more from Georgia

Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.

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