How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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