I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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