69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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