Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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