Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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