We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Randomize
