playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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