your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I am one with the molecules
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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