How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
