Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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