He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
And then he peed in my hair
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