awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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