K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
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