He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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