8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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