It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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