That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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