so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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